SKILLS THAT PAY THE BILLS
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Need product descriptions? A snazzy blurb for an email? Something to grab people’s attention? Let’s chat to see if I’d be a good fit!
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Brainstorming is my super power and I’ve got more ideas than I know what to do with - let me give you some of my ideas!
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When it comes to talking about creativity, ADHD, or why productivity hacks are bullshit - I could talk until the end of time.
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In addition to co-hosting the 2021 podcast “Hey, It’s Okay) - I’ve also been interviewed on several different podcasts.
SKILLS THAT HAVEN’T PAID THE BILLS
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Me + old books & magazines + scissors + glue = I can forget about every single other thing in the world
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Did I once laser cut a hot dog badge for a Guy Fieri costume? Yep, sure did.
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Don’t worry, I’ve already made several different “World’s Sexiest Grandma” t-shirts.
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Thrifting is a spiritual awakening each time and I can figure out how to work a hot dog machine into your decor. (Yes, I have one in my home.)
SKILLS THAT WILL NEVER PAY THE BILLS
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Ask me for a picture of our vintage Wendy’s button coasters.
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Fun fact: I started my business in 2012 making jewelry full-time!
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Because making endless pillows and hats beats doom scrolling on the phone every night.
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If there wasn’t quite so much math involved I’d make my entire wardrobe.
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Ask me about the time I hyper fixated and made 100+ pairs of earrings - whoops!
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Of course I used to embroider allllll the swear words on floral fabric.
STUFF I'VE MADE
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STUFF I'VE MADE 〰️
“If It Fits”
Analog collage, 2022
“My Frog Son”
Crochet, 2023
“Untitled”
Analog collage, 2023
“Shroom yeah”
Analog collage, 2022
“Real Tough Guys”
Analog collage, 2022